I’M HAVING A HOT STEAMY LOVE AFFAIR

With blogs and twitter.

A flat-out CRUSH.

 I am crushing on social media.

 Uhhm, and Paris.

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{ More on that later}

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IF WINTER HAD A FACE ~ I Would PUNCH It.

A wise person once said:

WINTER is nature’s way of saying……”UP YOURS”.

I don’t know who that wise person was.

I am not wise enough to remember at this particular moment.

Maybe because my brain is frozen.

SOMEONE NOMINATE ME…Because I AM Freaking Out With Excitement !!

TRADITIONAL HOME MAGAZINE

is looking for designers for their upcoming issue.

…and…seriously  I can barely contain myself with excitement.

It has been a BIG TIME dream of mine to have our home published.

Like REALLY BIG TIME.

DEAR CANCER ~ You Can Kiss MY Ass

Dear Cancer,

You can kiss my ass.  Yup. Said it.  ASS.  We have met before.  Too many times, in fact.  We were introduced through family, through friends, acquaintances and even strangers.  I am writing to you today, as I have done before.  Remember when I told you to KISS MY BUTT ? Errrh, well now I am swearing, and saying ASS.  I am feeling a bit more bold.  Take that, Cancer….  And kiss it.  Stick it where the sun don’t shine.

A BLOG FACE LIFT ~ THAT DOESN’T HURT

I hope you are sitting down.

 Gripping the sides of your chair.

Well, I am going to assume you are sitting down.

 **  If not, you are a multi tasking genius  **

AND maybe a bit of a weird~o…’cause you can type, read and STAND while at your computer.

HOW TO BE A BLOG HUSSY

Ok, I cheated yesterday.

Flat out cheated.

I wrote a blog post with 5 lines.

I can still hear Michael…

‘Whaaat?!!!  That’s not a real blog post…but it was FUNNY….I’ll give ya that’

Gotta admit, it was kinda fun being a blog cheater.

Being all short and to the point.

Wait !!!…does this make me a BLOG HUSSY ???!!!

It’s a BuddhaFUL day

Dear Buddha

I want to have your peace…

your wisdom, your serenity,

your divine nature… your acorn hat!

Love, Squirrel.