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HOW TO BE A BLOG HUSSY

Ok, I cheated yesterday.

Flat out cheated.

I wrote a blog post with 5 lines.

I can still hear Michael…

‘Whaaat?!!!  That’s not a real blog post…but it was FUNNY….I’ll give ya that’

Gotta admit, it was kinda fun being a blog cheater.

Being all short and to the point.

Wait !!!…does this make me a BLOG HUSSY ???!!!

Because if I am going to be a Blog Hussy, I just might change my blog title to BLOG HUSSY.

Better than BLOG SL*T.

 I would never say that word. I spelled it with a fancy star.  Technically, I didn’t swear.

Well, this little cheater is going to do it again.

Dazzle you with nothing~ness…because I know you are reading this with your jammies on.

You are ok.

It’s still vacation time.

 You can roll like that.

A little blog hussy-ness for you….

Because every blog hussy needs a HAWT GUY.  Well, he may be a mosaic, but he sure made me stop in my tracks.

2011 Was a banner year to learn about new Photo Apps and Pinterest…..

Don’t make me add links in here for you to go and download these apps.  They are in iTunes and on the big fat thing called GOOGLE.  I am on holidays, and I am staying LAZY.  Wordpress added those links in.  Truth.  I’m still lazy.

Hipstamatic App

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Proof of me being Lazy

Photo Shop Express~ PS Express App

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I hate to put a downer on the mood {next photo}…

It was a sad day when Steve Jobs died.

 I wanted to capture the beauty of how people reached out and wrote LOVE NOTES to Steve.

 It was so beautiful….

Hipstamatic App

Well, and I wanted to show off some more.

With my apps.

 Cause I can.

 Remember?!! BLOG HUSSY.

Blog Hussy Def*ini*tion: One who stays up into the wee hours of the night, downloading Pinterest pics AND discovering new apps.

Who does that?  ME for crying out loud.  I have earned that lame job title.

Cartoonatic app- Pencil Jetty Mode

This next one is a photo with my Sony Camera {yes, I lurve you Sony}. I had to show these cupcakes made by my daughter Tristan.  Cupcake toppers created by cutting marshmallows on the diagonal, and dipping them in

* sparkles *

 Genius, pure genius …errrh…{like her mother}.

Tristan's Cupcake Baking Spectacular

Who would have ever ‘thunk’ that you would get baking tips on my blog?  Well, this blog hussy is turning over a new leaf.  I don’t know what that really means, but I think that means that you may very well have to look at my one more cupcake picture.  Because they are brilliant.  Now I know why we are going broke paying for her Uni education.

How pretty are those cupcakes?! Seriously pretty.

Can’t tell you what mode this next photo was in. I can tell you that it was the Hipstamatic Photo App.  That’s all the info you need anyway.  I can’t tell you every single thing.  You have to be smart, all on your own.  Or lazy chill just like me.  You will then discover that if you just SHAKE YOUR PHONE, yah, I said SHAKE IT {!!!!!}, it will change the photo mode within the app.  I had to discover that from having a temper tantrum reading the instructions of the app.  Then, I stood, all calm and collected in the photo.

Hipstamatic App

YES~ I read the instructions in the app.  Reading instructions makes me want to punch things. So you can take the easy road, and learn how to have fun with apps with my guided assistance. If I keep up like this, I may become a blogging Apple Genius. Bet they have awards for that profession.  When I get the award, I am going to prance it all around our house.  In front of my audience. My four kids, hubby and my big dog Oliver.

Quote from my Pinterest Quote Board

The cool thing to note here, is if you shake your phone~ it changes up the mode in the app.  It is like getting a surprise in the Cracker Jack Box.  You never know what awaits you.  A tattoo, or a miniature thing-a-ma-jiggy.

Or try Cartoonatic App, because it is a hoot too. Especially when you are taking a picture of wine and chocolate.

Cartoonatic App ~ Cute Harley Mode

Ok, it is your turn.  Do you have any favourite photo apps?  Teach me… Then I can HUSSY your apps too.

24 Comments Post a comment
  1. Just got an iPhone, so I’m trying to figure out which apps I need! I really have no clue how to use this thing yet!!! I love the “biggest lie ever” pic… so true. Ha!

    January 8, 2012
    • Oooh Rosa …there are sooo many awesome apps~ You will have so much fun. Cartoonatic and Hipstamatic of course. Another favourite is WHATSAPP…great for free texting (international and all), location sharing, photo and voice memo sharing. Brilliantly easy to use too. Have a blast ! Lynne xx

      January 9, 2012
  2. Great post! (as I read in my pj’s). I was with you when you snapped that mosaic man, you actually did stop right in your tracks!! Too funny, he was hawt!!
    And Tristan’s cupcakes!?!?! Wowzahh!!! Geooooorgeous!!! She’s got talent, doesn’t fall far from the tree ;)
    ps. Sometimes short blog posts are just as fun and interesting as long ones! Why not. It’s a blog, you can do WHATEVER you want!! xx

    January 5, 2012
    • So very true Jo !! That was a great time in Paris, non? Visiting the Merci store and then bamm…we see a HAWT MOSAIC DUDE. :) I agree, short posts are great. Doing more of those. More posts, and shorter ones..they are FUN !

      January 5, 2012
  3. Haha love this post. And those cupcakes are works of art! And I AM in my pjs and writing this on my iPhone in bed – I was almost too lazy to comment because I suck at using the key pad! Ahhh back to sleep…
    Amanda xx

    January 4, 2012
    • What a hoot Amanda! I think a day in bed, in pj’s with an iPhone or laptop is a day of bliss.One of my besties taught me the fastest way to learn how to type on an iPhone is with your thumbs. Yup.Thumbs. I hated it for about a day. Thought I was going to chuck it across the room. Now I am a thumb ninja. Just sayin. :) Lynne xx

      January 5, 2012
  4. That’s too funny…I’ve been struggling myself to come up with blog posts during the holiday season.

    Following you now (from Twitter)!

    Happy New Year!

    January 4, 2012
    • Thanks for following me Carol !!! Happy Dance, Happy Dance !!! I struggle with coming up with too many blog posts …haha..no kiddin….but overall, I find other bloggers to be fabulous inspiration. I hope I can do that for you. Until then..happy blogging..going to check your site RIGHT NOW Lynne xx

      January 5, 2012
  5. LMAO

    January 4, 2012
  6. Anonymous #

    I am so with you about “Instructions”, that is exactly how I feel. . .I hate them, they never make sense and I do indeed want to punch something or someone ! ! ! Happy New Year.

    January 4, 2012
    • I think they need to make instructions that come with a hawt instructor ~ Ok ~ dreaming~ well at least instructions with pictures.

      January 4, 2012
  7. Lynn – Why is it always too late at night (oops – early morning) to wake my daughter? She will love to see the pictures of your daughter’s cupcake designs! Hope I remember to show her tomorrow, after she gets home from a full day of school. (right after my shower – if I have time) Happy New Year! Cheers!

    January 4, 2012
    • Ooops! I found it! The “e” for the end of your name….

      January 4, 2012
    • Linda…too funny…I haven’t woke up the kids for cupcakes yet, but I have snuck down to the kitchen in the wee hours and stole one. I just move the rest of them around the plate, so no one notices that there is a missing piece of yumminess. I guess now that I wrote it for thousands to see, the cat is out of the bag :) haha Lynne xx

      January 4, 2012
  8. i just pinned the cupcakes….
    i am a total pinterest hussy and/or slut

    January 4, 2012
    • Thanks Anita,
      We can hang out in hussy-ville errrh I mean Pinterest, together !! Thanks for the pin. Lynne xx

      January 4, 2012
  9. I am totally reading this in my jammies – I feel like you’re spying on me!! And it’s 2:18 pm. Did I just type that in my outside voice? Oops.
    So glad I read this post because I got an iPad for Christmas and I’m like an app monster – trying out photo apps like crazy. I really like Percolator – try it out!!

    January 3, 2012
    • Percolator??!! I am on my way to give it a whirl RIGHT NOW…In my jammies…that I have had on since yesterday. Just sayin’ :) Oh, I love vaykay time. Lynne

      January 4, 2012
  10. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am litterally sitting in my chair Laughing OUT LOUD! YOU SLUT!!!!!!!!!!! and you know your Google searches are going to be tres hillaire maintenant!!!

    January 3, 2012
    • Stop it, you just made me fall of my chair laughing !!!!! I laughed so hard when I forgot to list you in our twiend group of HUSSIES!! YOU HUSSY. I’m tellin everyone you are a hussy!!! LOL!!!!

      January 4, 2012
  11. Fun, funny and so great, love the cupcakes — I am trying to lose the pounds I gained in the last month and a half, but those pics are fantastic!

    January 3, 2012
    • When you figure out how to do that, teach me. I read a quote on Pinterest yesterday…..If you ignore my muffin top, I will ignore your bald spot.
      hahaahaha!!!
      Lynne xx

      January 4, 2012

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