It is official. I am an all cotton, white linens lovin’, funky outhouse crazed – hussy. A natural fibers hussy is my new official title. I think I will have it printed on my biz cards. Jokes, Mom, jokes. Join me-everyone- in my fight against nasty, uncomfortable, polyester sheets. That P word is a bad word in my sleeping bliss. Very bad word. Never thought I would say (aka ADMIT) that I was such a sheet freak.
Would I give up my first-born child for nice quality sheets and pillowcases ??? Well, maybe not, but I would give the thought some pause. I would contemplate it. But only for a moment. Shelby will be so happy to hear that. The poor girl has suffered all these years when I say : “here- take my first-born child”. Even. Steven. Fair trade. Good thing Shelby has a sense of humour. Shelbella, I LOVE YOU more than SHEETS. Snicker snicker. But I still love WHITE too.